At this time, I have the honour to present to you; The King! I just know you're going to dig this. It'll make you go CRAZY.
Hit it!

But, before that... Let me take you down road of memories. Last night as I lay dreaming of pleasant days gone by, my mind was bent on rambling, to tSR, I did fly. I stepped on board a visionary boat, as I followed with the wind. When next I came to crash land, at the rocks on morning's beach.

I tell you now though, if you got to know my dreams, I think you would like me very much. If you got to know me, I think that we could all be the best of friends - we might not all think the same, but we're all certainly the same. I'm sure you'd be glad to pass on through my mind from time to time, and I could greet you with tea and scones, to make the day pass by with glorious smiles and fantastic liberation. Huzzah! Our lives will never be the same!